Here's a Really Old Picture of Me – Funny Sperm Back Print Graphic T-Shirt
Here's a Really Old Picture of Me – Funny Sperm Back Print Graphic T-Shirt
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PRODUCTION: 3-5 Business Days | US SHIPPING: 7-14 Business Days
Description
A playful back-print graphic made for people who like their streetwear with a joke. Choose your favorite fit and color for an easy everyday statement piece.
Choose a Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T-shirt, Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt, or Gildan 18500 pullover hoodie. The T-shirt is a classic heavy cotton style; the sweatshirt and hoodie use a cozy cotton/polyester fleece. Fiber content can vary by color.
Unisex fit. Use the Gildan size and color guide below before ordering. Each piece is made to order. Product photos show the Black color; other colors are represented in the color chart. Production and delivery follow our store shipping policy.
Thank you for supporting Luxious — we hope this piece makes someone smile.
Shipping
Orders are processed within 3–5 business days. Pre-orders may take up to 30 business days before shipment.
Estimated delivery:
- USA: 7–14 business days
- Canada & Europe: 7–20 business days
- Japan & South Korea: 6–12 business days
- Other regions: 7–20 business days
Delivery times are estimates and may vary due to customs or carrier delays.
Read our full Shipping PolicyReturn policy
14-Day Returns: Returns or exchanges are accepted within 14 days of delivery.
Condition: Items must be unworn, unused, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached.
Return Shipping: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs unless the item is defective, incorrect, or damaged on arrival.
Refunds: Approved refunds are issued to the original payment method within 5 business days after inspection.
Cancellations: Orders can only be cancelled before fulfillment.
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Gildan size & color guide
Garment measurements in inches. Chest is measured flat, seam to seam; double it for an approximate garment circumference. Measurements may vary slightly between production runs.
T-shirt Gildan 5000
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ | 28″ |
| M | 20″ | 29″ |
| L | 22″ | 30″ |
| XL | 24″ | 31″ |
| 2XL | 26″ | 32″ |
| 3XL | 28″ | 33″ |
| 4XL | 30″ | 34″ |
| 5XL | 32″ | 35″ |
Color chart
Screen colors are approximate. Select a color above to see the actual available options for this design.
Sweatshirt Gildan 18000
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ | 27″ |
| M | 22″ | 28″ |
| L | 24″ | 29″ |
| XL | 26″ | 30″ |
| 2XL | 28″ | 31″ |
| 3XL | 30″ | 32″ |
| 4XL | 32″ | 33″ |
| 5XL | 34″ | 34″ |
Color chart
Screen colors are approximate. Select a color above to see the actual available options for this design.
Hoodie Gildan 18500
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ | 27″ |
| M | 22″ | 28″ |
| L | 24″ | 29″ |
| XL | 26″ | 30″ |
| 2XL | 28″ | 31″ |
| 3XL | 30″ | 32″ |
| 4XL | 32″ | 33″ |
| 5XL | 34″ | 34″ |
Color chart
Screen colors are approximate. Select a color above to see the actual available options for this design.
Bundle & save: 2+ Funny Tops get 10% off; 3+ get 20% off automatically at checkout. The larger eligible discount applies.